I like to have a little sit on the 'ole john sometimes, I know it's bad news for the rectum. An unsupported rectum sitting on the loo reading the paper spells trouble with haemorrhoids. Today I avoided sitting on the toilet if at all possible. Why? Well simply because, once I'm down, I can't get up!! It's like a ton of bricks attached to my waist and no matter how I push off, the thighs which are on fire right now, just cannot seem to lift my body weight off the john. Polybloodymyofrigginsitis...
At least this might train me for the annual air-piss competition at Ko Pha Ngan's Full Moon Party! Woohoo!
(No I have no picture to show of me struggling to get up from loo..nor air-pissing ...so not funny!)
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